By Monica Heisey
I Can't think It's now not higher is a suite of reports, essays, suggestion, and drawings from author and comic Monica Heisey. Created that can assist you stay your most sensible existence, this publication deals pointers on every thing from place of work politics to sexting, from find out how to make your residence seem like you learn layout blogs to the place to cry in public. very important publications like "How to monitor actually Hours of television At A Time" may help you variety your lifestyles out for reliable, whereas thought—provoking own essays resembling "Pizzas i've got Loved" and priceless routines like "Are You Being Flirted With, A Quiz" offer a few gravitas and standpoint that will help you navigate this contemporary global. Plus there's a very bizarre brief tale approximately bees.
Funny, clever and captivating, this e-book is the ideal accompaniment for your subsequent existence predicament, or a minimum of a simple and applicable reward for the niece you don't be aware of rather well yet are looking to provoke.
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I Can't think It's no longer larger is a suite of news, essays, recommendation, and drawings from author and comic Monica Heisey. Created that will help you reside your most sensible existence, this e-book deals tips about every thing from office politics to sexting, from how you can make your condominium appear like you learn layout blogs to the place to cry in public.
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And an important sentence to preserve forever in print! Make the Most of Your (Lying) Down Time Watch a bunch of movies. In a row, if you want. Write some letters to old buddies or crack one of the pseudo-intellectual magazines you keep in a mounting pile next to your bed, just in case. I know all the sleep experts tell us to use the bedroom only for sleeping, but I feel like those people have never experienced the rush of tending to one’s work correspondence while snuggled under a duvet. The sheer thrill of being so productive while wearing a onesie in a semi-reclined state is unlike anything else.
In fact, the whole menu is devoid of prices. Each entree has the words, “You’ll pay at the end,” scrawled beside it. This makes you nervous but everyone else is already drinking, so you push forward and order a “South American Stinger,” a mix of bourbon, honey, nectar-infused bitters, and soft grains. 6. Tomas is so excited. He has Instagrammed the washrooms, the table, his feet—if the cocktails don’t come soon his tweeting will take a dark turn. You hope he doesn’t make a scene like the ones at brunch over the last six weekends.
An instant mess. Steam and sauce and cheese and rather more mushrooms than I had anticipated oozed onto the plate, the floor, my pants. I slogged through, nervous and excited, full by the halfway point but determined to finish. My mouth and my body were tired; it was hard to tell who was more stuffed, me or Donnie. ” I went back to class redfaced and panting, with grease on my corduroys. It was my first lesson in sensual gluttony, but not my last. Whenever I’m bloated and tired simultaneously, I think of Donnie.
I Can't Believe It's Not Better: A Woman's Guide to Coping With Life by Monica Heisey